Looking for a rocking way to tell your friends that there is nothing dangerous about a corpse? (ok yes I totally get that that is a dad joke and I stick by my decision). This card was created to be a tongue and cheek way to emphasize that dead bodies are not dangerous and I think that we are living-no pun intended-proof that you can touch a dead body that has not been embalmed and come out alive to tell the tale. So if you want to help spread the word and you know practice the ancient art of hand writing and mailing cards then this is for you!
Each card comes printed on recycled matte paper and measures 5.5x4 inches and includes one white envelope.
3-5 business days
I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery
Request a cancellation within: 24 hours of purchase
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.
If your shirt does not fit you please send us a message. As long as it is still in new and unused condition we will work with you on trading it out!
Our Unisex shirts substitute for men's cuts but are still super cute on girls. The difference is the arm length and up and down cut.