The Only Thing Dangerous...Death Positive Corpse Card

$4.00


Looking for a rocking way to tell your friends that there is nothing dangerous about a corpse? (ok yes I totally get that that is a dad joke and I stick by my decision). This card was created to be a tongue and cheek way to emphasize that dead bodies are not dangerous and I think that we are living-no pun intended-proof that you can touch a dead body that has not been embalmed and come out alive to tell the tale. So if you want to help spread the word and you know practice the ancient art of hand writing and mailing cards then this is for you!

Each card comes printed on recycled matte paper and measures 5.5x4 inches and includes one white envelope.

Shipping from United States

Processing time

3-5 business days

Estimated shipping times

  • North America : 3 - 5 business days
  • Europe : 3 - 5 weeks
  • Australia, New Zealand and Oceania : 3 - 5 weeks

I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

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  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept exchanges and cancellations

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

Request a cancellation within: 24 hours of purchase

I don't accept returns

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

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If your shirt does not fit you please send us a message. As long as it is still in new and unused condition we will work with you on trading it out!

Sizing details

Our Unisex shirts substitute for men's cuts but are still super cute on girls. The difference is the arm length and up and down cut.

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