Who is Maren Spliids? Born circa 1600 and was killed November 9, 1641, Maren Spliids is the most notorious alleged witch from Denmark. She lived in Ribe in Jutland where she was married to a successful tailor and ran an inn in one of her husband’s houses. She was accused of witchcraft by Didrik the tailor, a competitor of her husband, of inflicting him with a strange illness that caused him to vomit an unnatural item. Due to her husband’s influence, Maren was acquitted. Didrik continued to accuse her though, and this caused her case to continue to the King’s Court at the top of the appeal system. She was taken to Copenhagen and held for 9 months. Though there is no evidence, it is strongly suspected that during this time Maren was tortured and so she confessed to witchcraft. Her confession differed from many others accused of witchcraft due to its lack of detail. Maren’s confession names her coven, details a red dog that makes her his servant, and when and where the witches gathered. Furthermore Maren was the only Danish witch to confess that when she went to Holy Communion she took the bread and hid it in her apron, and afterward she trampled and spat on it. This aspect of her confession most likely came about because she was questioned by continental theologians as opposed to Scandinavian, so they used their knowledge of Continental demonology. Maren was just one of about 1300 women murdered in Denmark and Norway for being accused of witchcraft. We honor her memory today by writing it and reading it. By encouraging you to learn about her and the mindset that leads to a witch hunt, be in a modern or ancient affair...
The scent I chose is Lingonberry Spice and it smells like: apple, frozen berry, lemon, balsam fir, cinnamon, clove, cedarwood, mountain air, and musk.
The scrub itself is paraben-free and free of mineral oil, and is a luxuriously thick and creamy textured body scrub base designed to help exfoliate the entire body, revealing a new layer of smooth, shiny, healthy skin.
Every singe scoop of this scrub will gently remove dead skin cells and dirt, leaving the skin soft, cleansed, and hydrated. Suitable and ideal for dry and/or sensitive skin for all-over the body exfoliation. Full of natural oils and botanicals and crushed walnut leaving a perfect consistency - it's not too thick or too thin, it's not tacky, sticky or greasy.
PS wondering what Hygge is? Hygge (pronounced hue-guh not hoo-gah) in essence means creating a warm atmosphere and enjoying the good things in life with good people. All of my products are created with that in mind. They are little labors of love that I create in my free time between running a mortuary that creates a good death and trying to create a good life with those that I love. I hope that anything you purchase from me can create some small feeling of joy or coziness.
Naturally tan in color with a shelf life of 2 years.
To make things easier all my lotions are now listed by Fluid Ounces rather than weight as their density varies. Each lotion comes in in a full 3 fluid ounce container.
Ok so you keep referencing Hygge, what the heck is that?!
First off it's pronounched Hoo-gah. The subtle pun here is "Hoo-gah Witch" say it quickly and you'll hear it. But don't hoo-gah them without consent.
Hygge is the Danish art of "coziness". "It means creating a warm atmosphere and enjoying the good things in life with good people. The warm glow of candlelight is hygge. Cosying up with a loved one for a movie – that’s hygge, too. And there's nothing more hygge than sitting around with friends and family, discussing the big and small things in life. Perhaps hygge explains why the Danes are some of the happiest people in the world." You know what? Now that I read and write all this out, Hygge is kind of what being Death Positive personally means to me and that is probably why I was drawn to creating this series of comfort smells. To be honest all my Easy Bake Coven scents give me the same warm fuzzies but who can resist that solid pun when making food smelling lotions? I encourage you to research Hygge and try practicing it in your own life.
Here is a great article to check out to start! https://www.newyorker.com/culture/culture-desk/the-year-of-hygge-the-danish-obsession-with-getting-cozy
Deionized Water, Carthamus Tinctorius (Safflower) Seed Oil, Juglans Regia (Walnut) Shell Powder, TEA-Stearate, Glyceryl Stearate SE, Cetearyl Alcohol, Polysorbate 60, Glycerin, Butylene Glycol, Cetyl Alcohol, Tocopheryl Acetate (Vitamin E Acetate), Panthenol (Pro-Vitamin B5), Aloe Barbadensis (Aloe Vera) Leaf Extract, Calendula Officinalis Flower Extract, Chamomilla Recutita (Chamomile) Flower Extract, Symphytum Officinale Root Extract, Cucumis Sativus (Cucumber) Fruit Extract, Magnesium Aluminum Silicate, Phenoxyethanol, Ethylhexylglycerin, Caprylyl Glycol, Hexylene Glycol.
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Our Unisex shirts substitute for men's cuts but are still super cute on girls. The difference is the arm length and up and down cut.
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It smells absolutely amazing! Love it!
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