Skull Moss "Beard Balm"

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Hi! I'm Amber and I am the head mortician at Undertaking LA. When I am not busy running a mortuary I normally make lip balm, cuz sure why not? I wanted to make something specifically for the gents so I whipped up a small batch of this nourishing Beard Balm. I named it after old apothecary cures and Corpse Medicine, which I am sort of obsessed with. Skull Moss is exactly what it sounds like, moss that grows on skulls. Called Usnea, it was a precious additive to medicine. The powder was believed to cure nosebleeds and possibly epilepsy.

If you want to read more on Corpse Medicine there is a great article on The Smithsonian you can read about it here by copying and pasting this link into your browser.

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The balm is made from my Beard Oil base composed of: Fractionated Coconut Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Aloe Extract, Vitamin E. I add Beeswax to create a nice smooth but firm balm.

This is available in two scents:

Scotch Whisky and it is a blend that is different than the usual whisky scent. It opens with subtle, floral jasmine and heliotrope, followed by bright Italian bergamot. It has rich middle notes of vanilla bourbon, Scotch whisky, and cigar, and base notes of cedarwood and musk.

Devils Haircut: A masculine scent with clean, sharp finish. It's the perfect combination of barbershop aromas. This fragrance combines top notes of lemon, bergamot and cool mint, with a heart of lavender, green accord and sandalwood. A strong base of cedarwood, amber and musk round out this strong yet sweet aftershave type scent.

This listing is for a 4oz container.

Psssssst this makes a great Hand Salve too!


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Reviews (6)


I bought the beard balm as a gift and he loved it.

Excellent and wonderful smell. Also great service!

So this should be called “everything balm”, not just beard balm. I use it on anything feeling dry and it is magic! The scent is amazing warm vanilla whiskey deliciousness. I need a gallon tub of it!

This is an excellent beard balm. Both scents are on the mild side so you won't get strong whiffs throughout the day. The hold is average strength compared to store bought beard balms. The consistency melts quickly between the hands with no lumps or grit and glides on evenly leaving no greasy feeling on your hands. One of the best things about these are that you get 4oz for the price of what 2oz costs in stores. Both scents are now in my current rotation of beard balms. Thank you!

Smells VERY sweet. More vanilla-by then I would've thought.

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